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TOUCH GRASS

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Latest three updates -

(3/21/2026)

Update 3.13.2.1

Updated some grammar and removed the journal and project pages (I wasn't updating them) 

Update 3.13.2.0

Added an Experiments page to the Music Section. Fully updated all of the info packet graphics on the home page. 

Update 3.13.1.0

Added the Motifs page to the Music section and made the Music section a nav bar again

"MARY ON A - MARY ON A CROSS" - Goost

• February 11th: Kardashtuku Independence Day

• April 25th - 29th: Kardzer Week

• October 18th: Website Birthday

Info on Kardashtuku

• National Anthem- Kardiştüğü Kışü (Kardashtuku Song) 

• Capital- The royal palace is located in Capital City (sometimes referred to as Loeg), but the official state capital is Kardashtuku City.

• National Dish- Loöiğa çüp (Capital Soup)

• National Animal- Blue rat

• National Sport- Ping Pong

• National Languages- Kardaka, English, Russian

• Currency- Was the Kardashtuku Anex, now is the Euro

• Current King: Kağan Fisuity

• Current Heir: Unknown

• Current Chancellor: Yiğit Sokolov

• Kardashtuku Blue: #220F6E

• Site color: Black on Hawkes Blue #d0e4f4 (Inspired by rat.ru)

"Hello" in different conlangs

• Kardaka - Wılâh

• Bequin-Vekef - Gomme

• Vekleic - Shëvėc

• Venathian - Ki

Projects

• This Website

• The YouTube Channel

• Some stories

• Music

YouTube Channels

Kardzer: Kardzer is the main YouTube channel for Kardashtuku. It produces variety/project comedy content. Kardzer is a mixture of "Kardashtuku" and "Azerbaijan." I chose this name because it reflects my interests, is easy to remember, and is easy to spell. 

Kardashtuku: Kardashtuku is my second YouTube channel where I post non-comedic story stuff. You can expect to see mapping, graphs, and narration.

Kardzer Music: A channel comprised entirely of music that I have composed. 

• Website Section: Contains general info about the website—updates, disclaimers, navigation help, and the sorts

• Media Section: Basic Kardzer Media like YouTube

• Stories Section: Various fiction works, worldbuilding, and similar projects

• Games/Apps Section: Games and programs that I have made

• Music Section: Musical projects such as albums, singles, and experiments

• 'Comedic' Section: The part of the website with all of the 'funny' stuff

• Community Section: Stuff from the community—art, projects, and thanks

• Misc Section: All other uncategorized pages

Stats (as of 6/23/24)

~77 Pages in the navigation menu

~89 pages on the entire website

~50,000 words (not including most PowerPoints and charts)

An average of ~649 words per page

"Kardashtuku" is the name of the nation of Kardashtuku. It is what you see described historically and geographically on this website. "Kardzer" is the name of the main YouTube channel and is based on a combination of 'Kardashtuku' and 'Azerbaijan'. "Kard" is a shortened term (in relation to Kardashtuku). Finally, everything I make is under the umbrella of "Kardzer Productions."

Coming Soon

Fixing issues

Random content

Expansion on stories

A better coming soon section