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TOUCH GRASS

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Latest three updates -

(3/30/2026)

Update 3.13.2.2

Created new conlang, Hamptonic, in the Nimidia Language Page

Update 3.13.2.1

Updated some grammar and removed the journal and project pages (I wasn't updating them) 

Update 3.13.2.0

Added an Experiments page to the Music Section. Fully updated all of the info packet graphics on the home page. 

"It was a Sadder-day than most. You know...like Saturday. Get it? It's a pun on the word Saturday." - Edgar Allen Flow

• February 11th: Kardashtuku Independence Day

• April 25th - 29th: Kardzer Week

• October 18th: Website Birthday

Info on Kardashtuku

• National Anthem: Kardiştüğü Kışü (Kardashtuku Song) 

• Capital: The royal palace is located in Loeg, but the official state capital is Kardashtuku City.

• National Dish: Loöiğa çüp (Capital Soup)

• Best Rodent: Blue rat

• National Sport: Ping Pong

• National Languages: Kardaka and Russian

• Currency: Was the Kardaka Anex, now is the Euro

• Current King: Kağan Fisuity

• Current Chancellor: Yiğit Sokolov

• Kardashtuku Blue: #220F6E

• Site color: Black on Hawkes Blue #d0e4f4 (Inspired by rat.ru)

"Hello" in different conlangs

• Kardaka - Wılâh

• Bequin-Vekef - Gomme

• Vekleic - Shëvėc

• Venathian - Ki

Projects

• This Website

• The YouTube Channel

• Some stories

• Music

YouTube Channels

Kardzer: Kardzer is the main YouTube channel for Kardashtuku. It produces variety/project comedy content. Kardzer is a mixture of "Kardashtuku" and "Azerbaijan." I chose this name because it reflects my interests, is easy to remember, and is easy to spell. 

Kardashtuku: Kardashtuku is my second YouTube channel where I post non-comedic story stuff. You can expect to see mapping, graphs, and narration.

Kardzer Music: A channel comprised entirely of music that I have composed. 

• Website Section: Contains general info about the website—updates, disclaimers, navigation help, and the sorts

• Media Section: Basic Kardzer Media like YouTube

• Stories Section: Various fiction works, worldbuilding, and similar projects

• Games/Apps Section: Games and programs that I have made

• Music Section: Musical projects such as albums, singles, and experiments

• 'Comedic' Section: The part of the website with all of the 'funny' stuff

• Community Section: Stuff from the community—art, projects, and thanks

• Misc Section: All other uncategorized pages

Stats (as of 6/23/24)

~77 Pages in the navigation menu

~89 pages on the entire website

~50,000 words (not including most PowerPoints and charts)

An average of ~649 words per page

"Kardashtuku" is the name of the nation of Kardashtuku. It is what you see described historically and geographically on this website. "Kardzer" is the name of the main YouTube channel and is based on a combination of 'Kardashtuku' and 'Azerbaijan'. "Kard" is a shortened term (in relation to Kardashtuku). Finally, everything I make is under the umbrella of "Kardzer Productions."

Coming Soon

Fixing issues

Random content

Expansion on stories

A better coming soon section