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Hello, my name is Matthew Weber, and I am the creator of Kardashtuku.com. I made the original version of this website (kardashtuku.webnode.com) back in 2019 as a joke site for a fictional nation I had made in its namesake. I had always been interested in comedy, fiction writing, and worldbuilding, so I thought it would be a fun endeavor. That first site never quite changed from its original comedic intention. Later, though, I made a second website called kardashtukuweb.webnode.com in 2021, which saw a massive shift in focus. My interests began to branch out, and the website saw several odd additions over the year. I had added games, simulations, other more serious stories, art, maps, graphs, and a ton of soul. Kardashtuku.com was no longer a spoof site I made as a middle-schooler; it had become a culmination of my passion and hobbies. In late 2022, Webnode—the free site-hoster I was using—had its services unavailable for a couple of days. I was terrified that all of my work had been lost. Fortunately, it came back online, but I took into real consideration the mental damage that would occur had I lost access to the site. I completely switched everything over from Webnode to Google Sites (as I had trusted Google to stay afloat as a company), and I bought the domain Kardashtuku.com. That is the site you see right here. After a couple of years, I realized—perhaps a little late—that this website wasn't just a project, it was my magnum opus. It was, and is, quite literally everything I am, I do, I see, and I feel, all condensed into one public website. This wasn't just Kardashtuku; it was something else. That's why I rebranded to Kardzer Productions (keeping the domain name for obvious reasons). It felt silly to label everything I did as Kardashtuku, since that had become an adjunct part of the site. Kardzer Productions is not a real company—it is me. Kardzer Productions is a representation of a human who found joy in expressing themselves in so many different parts of life. I don't believe that I am a good writer, an amazing storyteller, an advanced programmer, a Tolkien-level worldbuilder, or a genius comedian, far from it. I have not found fulfillment in dedicating myself to one thing; I just can't do it. However, I have found a profound fulfillment in what I have done here: everything. This website has grammar mistakes riddled throughout, perhaps due to my 9th-grade writings or the nature of growth. It has music I made that sounds quite bad to the average listener, perhaps due to my poor taste. It has shitty photography and bad drawings, perhaps due to my inexperience in such fields. It has inefficient programs and embarrassingly bad jokes, perhaps speaking to the essence of my person. It has an inexpressible place in my heart—I need no 'perhaps' to explain that.
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Visiting the "All Simulations" page on mobile will likely cause the website to crash
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Latest three updates -
Latest three updates -
(1/19/2026)
(1/19/2026)
Update 3.13.2.0
Update 3.13.2.0
Added an Experiments page to the Music Section. Fully updated all of the info packet graphics on the home page.
Update 3.13.1.0
Update 3.13.1.0
Added the Motifs page to the Music section and made the Music section a nav bar again
Update 3.13.0.0
Update 3.13.0.0
Redid the homepage art
"It's a baby sheep" - beet
February 11th: Kardashtuku Independence Day
April 25th - 29th: Kardzer Week
October 18th: Website Birthday
Info on Kardashtuku
Info on Kardashtuku
National Anthem- Kardiştüğü Kışü (Kardashtuku Song)
Capital- The royal palace is located in Capital City (sometimes referred to as Loeg), but the official state capital is Kardashtuku City.
National Dish- Loöiğa çüp (Capital Soup)
National Animal- Blue rat
National Sport- Ping Pong
National Languages- Kardaka, English, Russian
Currency- Was the Kardashtuku Anex, now is the Euro
Current King: Kağan Fisuity
Current Heir: Unknown
Current Chancellor: Yiğit Sokolov
Kardashtuku Blue: #220F6E
Site color: Black on Hawkes Blue #d0e4f4 (Inspired by rat.ru)
"Hello" in different conlangs
"Hello" in different conlangs
Kardaka - Wılâh
Bequin-Vekef - Gomme
Vekleic - Shëvėc
Venathian - Ki
Projects
Projects
This Website
The YouTube Channel
Some stories
Music
YouTube Channels
YouTube Channels
Kardzer: Kardzer is the main YouTube channel for Kardashtuku. It produces variety/project comedy content. Kardzer is a mixture of "Kardashtuku" and "Azerbaijan". I chose this name because it's reflective of my interests, easy to remember, and easy to spell. The type of content you might see will vary from fun little projects I do to anything else I find interesting or funny.
Kardashtuku: Kardashtuku is my second YouTube channel where I post information about Kardashtuku and its related lore. You can expect to see music, mapping videos, and other less comedic things.
Kardzer Music: A bad music channel.
Website Section: Contains general info about the website—updates, disclaimers, navigation help, and the sorts
Media Section: Basic Kardzer Media like YouTube
Stories Section: Various fiction works, worldbuilding, and similar projects
Games/Apps Section: Games and programs that I have made
Music Section: Musical projects such as albums, singles, and experiments
'Comedic' Section: The part of the website with all of the 'funny' stuff
Community Section: Stuff from the community—art, projects, and thanks
Misc Section: All other uncategorized pages
Stats (as of 6/23/24)
Stats (as of 6/23/24)
~77 Pages in the navigation menu
~89 pages on the entire website
~50,000 words (not including most PowerPoints and charts)
An average of ~649 words per page
Important "Company" Terms
Important "Company" Terms
"Kardashtuku" is the name of the nation of Kardashtuku. It is what you see described historically and geographically on this website. "Kardzer" is the name of the main YouTube channel and is based on a combination of 'Kardashtuku' and 'Azerbaijan'. "Kard" is a shortened term (in relation to Kardashtuku). "Sandwich/which/witch Studios" is the name of a film studio that I help my friends with. "Runner/WIN Corp" is the name of a fictional company that runs this website. "Saga Risutu" is the name of the broader story surrounding Kardashtuku. Finally, everything I make is under the umbrella of "Kardzer Productions". It is named after the fictional nation and is not mentioned much, as it doesn't play into any storylines.
Current Iteration of the Kardzer Theme
Current Iteration of the Kardzer Theme
kardashtuku.com is the sole website of Kardzer Productions. Everything you see on this website — excluding recommendations and affiliated peoples — is created and owned by Kardzer Productions. As of now, Kardzer Productions does not make any money off of its products (even including advertising and donations) and is meant entirely for your entertainment. This website is not child-friendly, as it may contain vulgar language and sensitive topics. Now, please, enjoy your time on kardashtuku.com.
*Note: I swear the name Kardashtuku is in no way related to a certain Hollywood Reality TV Show family. It's purely by coincidence, and if I could go back in time and tell myself to make a different name, I would.
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