Fake Idioms For You To Use

Fridge / Crab

The further censoring of the words "Frick" and "Crap." Post-meta-neo-pseudo-censoring.

It's got a certain 'Givre de Bleu'

It's satisfyingly basic

It's not like my upper thigh is covered in mildew

Say in response to criticism. 

I'm just saying what we're all thinking

I have an agreeable or uncontroversial opinion on the current topic.

Jesus Christ me a river

A random exclamation. *Be careful which circles you use this in

There are two things in this world I don't find funny: Genocide and Mormons

I have no clue when you would use this or how. *DEFINITELY be careful which circles you use this in

Soda Dot

An underwhelming outcome to a previously curious query. Like finding out what the dots on a soda can means.

De Persona

Like de-facto and de-jure, but based entirely on the feel of it. French Canada is De Persona a part of France.

My dish towel is not your yoga mat

I don't want you in my home anymore; you are being inappropriate in my home.

Cornholed

Put in a very precarious or inescapable situation

Blended up like yesterday's noon salad

The original intention or plan got muddied up to an unrecognizable degree.

Tailpipe and all

To lose everything. Is this already an expression?

Give it the Colorado Springshine

Clean it up good

Standing on whirly tops

You are dizzy, nauseous, or disoriented.

Busting Rebar

Doing a very labor-intensive task

Beat the Crakit real quick

I'm going to lunch

That's wishin' for a Whitney Dinner

You're being unreasonably hopeful

Split the Jacksons

To do equal work in pairs

No holding you on the sidewalk

You are free to leave, expresses annoyance.

A Tinkle Friday

Any day of the week that kind of sucks, but it's hard to complain about because it wasn't actually that bad.

Jasped

Utterly, apathetically, devastated.

Green kitchen marks

Describing the quality of an object stained by a sugary drink. 

Halsbon's Fallacy

Fake fallacy used when the opposing argument is so unbelievably wrong in any basic human sense of reasonability. 

It's all teetering apples

It's all good

Splitting Jippers!

Gosh Darn It!